Press Ctrl-Alt-X (or is it Ctrl-X?) to bypass the age test.
The island jungle screens each have a top and a bottom exit on the east and west edges of the screen. They can be a bit tricky to find at first; look closely to see where the paths go. These directions will be referred to as "top" or "bottom" east and west.
Still Nontoonyt?
Read the plaque in the centre of the screen. Type exit to leave this view. Look through the left pair of binoculars. When done, leave the screen to the bottom right. Follow the pointing hand to your house (this is "top-west"). The pathway is just behind the large-leafed plant. After Kalalau dumps you, go east and bottom-east. The Lounge Lizard king is back! Continue one more screen bottom-east, then go west in the direction the hand points, and west once more. When you're done being fired (this just isn't your day, is it?), go east and then top-west twice. Get the piece of wood that's under the small tree at the right centre. Continue top-west back to your house. Open the mailbox and get the envelope. You will find a credit card.
Tawni
Return bottom-east twice and go south past the fountain. Walk up to the sunbathing girl and look at her. Look at her again to see her closeup. Talk to Tawni twice. Give her your credit card. While you are gettin' it on, you will be interrupted. Notice that Tawni is a sucker for souvenirs. When the sequence is over, go west. Sharpen the knife on the steps. Go top-west and top-east. Walk into the patch of grass and cut some with the knife. Weave a skirt. Carve the granadilla wood. Go south, bottom-east, and east behind the steps. Get a drink from the fountain and get the soap on a rope that is hanging over it. Walk into the first stall and wear the skirt. Leave the stall and go west and south to the beach. The game will take over for a bit as you sell Tawni your "souvenir" and make a little cash. When it's over, go east, enter the stall again, and change back into your leisure suit. Return to the beach and get the towel. Sunbathe. Stand up when "your tan looks MAHvelous." Take the towel. Go west, then east into the resort casino.
For Your Amusement:
Continue to sunbathe after you get a tan.
Cherri and Suzi
Go north and west. Look into the mirror. Continue west one more screen. Talk to the maitre d'. Give him your pass (you don't have an in-game item; the magazine is included in the game package).
| Page | Ticket | Page | Ticket | Page | Ticket |
| 2 | 00741 | 10 | 25695 | 18 | 49114 |
| 5 | 55811 | 11 | 32841 | 19 | 33794 |
| 6 | 30004 | 12 | 00993 | 22 | 54482 |
| 9 | 18608 | 15 | 09170 | 23 | 62503 |
Give him the $20. Relax and watch the show. After it's over, knock on the backstage door. Wait for Cherri to come out and start using the phone. Look at Cherri. Talk to Cherri twice. Offer her your land. Anything, hm? We'll just keep that in mind! Leave the casino. Go top west and then top-top-east - the path you're looking for is way up in the top right-hand corner of the screen, in the grey area. Enter the building. Walk up to the desk and ask about your deed. (This may take a couple of tries.) Sit on the couch. Look at Suzi and talk to her. Ask Suzi about your land. When she's finished, stand up and leave the building. Return immediately and ask Roger about the deed. Leave and return to the showroom lobby in the casino. Knock on the door. You'll give the deed to Cherri and she'll start to reward you. When the game returns control to you and asks what you're going to do, say dance. Not only will you not die of embarrassment, you'll make some cash as well. After your dance is over, leave the casino and return to Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. Ask Roger about your divorce from Kalalau. Pay him. You'll be in for another treat when you go into Suzi's office. When the experience is over, once again leave the building and return. Ask Roger about your divorce papers. Leave the building. Return to the backstage area. The dark lump on the floor is your leisure suit; wear it. Leave the casino.
Bambi
Go top-west and then bottom-west. Enter Fat City. Read the divorce. Look at the Fat City card. Turn it over. Note the names of the three businesses and look up their corresponding page numbers (this is the combination to Suzi's locker, #69).
| Pink Flamingo | 2 | Island Office and Voodoo Supply | 13 | |
| Comedy Hut | 8 | Dewey, Cheatem and Howe | 16 | |
| Nontoonyt Community Center | 9 | Witch Doctor Appearance Center | 17 | |
| Island Computer Center | 10 | Piggi's Coffee Shop | 18 | |
| Bippi's Island Liquors | 10 | Nontoonyt Nectarine Advisory | 19 | |
| Freddi's Feral Bar-B-Q | 12 | Fat City | 23 | |
| Chip 'n' Dale's | 12 | Hurtz Rent-A-Bike | 24 | |
| Panti-of-the-Month Club | 13 |
Insert the card into the lock of the door on the left. Follow the maze to its endpoint near the centre of the screen. Stand facing north, with the line that marks the corner visible to the left of Larry. Open locker and enter the combination. If it doesn't open, you may not be standing on quite the right spot; move a little and try again (the game is a bit picky about this). When you have the locker open, look inside it. Wear the sweats. Close the locker. Go out through the right-hand doorway. In the exercise room, walk up to one of the machines. Exercise. Move the cursor keys up and down to do reps. The game will let you know when you are finished. (With the timer patch, this has been fixed at 25 reps.) Stand up and move to the next machine. When you have used all four machines (the rightmost can be used from both the top side and the bottom side) witness your transformation into He of the Pulsating Pectorals!! Leave the exercise room and return to the locker. Open it and undress. Wear the towel (or don't, if you want to see full frontal Larry). Close the locker. Go into the left-hand door. Walk to the top edge of the screen and turn on the water. Walk under the spigot and use the soap. When it's all gone, turn off the water and leave the shower. Go back to the locker and open it. Dry off and use the deodorant. Wear your leisure suit and close the locker. Leave the locker room. Put the card in the lock of the door at the top of the screen. Look at Bambi. Talk to her three times. Help Bambi with video. After it's over, leave Fat City.
Patti
Go east, top-east, and west into the cave opening. Carefully walk up to the flowers growing at right (don't fall!) and pick some. Make a lei. Return to the casino and head right at the top of the ramp, into the piano bar. Sit down and look at Patti. Talk to Patti. Show her your divorce and give her the lei. Ask Patti for a date. She will give you the key to her penthouse apartment. Leave the casino and go west, top-east and east. Enter the Comedy Hut through the red doors. Approach the men at the lower left table and talk to them. Enter anything you like. Sit down at the centre table and take the bottle. Sit through the comedy routine. (It's cliché and boring, but it scores 100 points to see the duck impersonation at the end of it.) When it's over, leave and return to the casino. Go immediately to the right, rather than going up the ramp. Press the call button for the elevator. Once inside, press 9. Walk up to the tray with glasses and pour the wine. Watch the scene.
For Your Amusement:
Exit and re-enter the piano bar until you catch both Elvis and Roger Wilco.
As Patti: the Bamboo Maze
Walk behind the dressing screen at the lower left. Wear your bra, panties, hose, and dress. Take the empty wine bottle. Leave the penthouse and go down the elevator. Go to the piano bar and take your tips from the tip jar on the piano. Take the "magic" marker from the black sign at bottom left. Leave the casino and go behind it to the cabana. Fill the bottle from the drinking fountain. Go top-west and top-east. Talk to the man standing outside Chip 'n' Dale's. Count your tips. Handy, that! Pay the doorman. Walk up to the table in front of you and sit. When Dale's shirt lands on the table, throw your panties at him. After the show, Dale will come talk to you. Look at him. Ask him about Larry. Talk to him. Exit the close-up, stand up, and leave the strip club. Go east and northeast. Walk up to the bamboo, then walk west to enter the maze. From here, follow these directions; drink the water when you get a message saying Patti's "delirious". N N E E N W N E N N N W W S W W N N W N.
For Your Amusement:
Rather than paying the doorman at Chip 'n' Dale's, type suck
cock (or other words to that effect).
More Jungle Dangers
Carefully walk up to the edge of the stream (don't fall in!) and drink. Continue north. Walk up next to the rock at the edge of the cliff (don't fall!). Remove your hose and tie them to the rock. Patti will automatically descend the cliff. On the ledge, pick some of the hemp plants and make a rope. Walk up next to the right palm tree. Climb the tree, get some coconuts, and climb down. Tie the rope to the tree. Throw the rope across the chasm. It will take a few tries to snag the rock on the other side. Rip your dress to make a harness. Cross chasm. Once across, walk carefully west along the edge of the chasm and then exit to the northwest. Remove your bra and put the coconuts in it. Slowly approach the river, staying to the left as much as you can. When the pig jumps out, throw your bra at it. Continue north. Walk into the river and swim up to the log. Move the log, then ride it. Save the game before you change screens. You now begin an arcade sequence where you must dodge obstacles. It's quite long, although the music is catchy. A good technique is to stay close to the bottom of the screen and save the game every few you pass, alternating between two saved games (since it's possible to save at a point where you cannot possibly avoid the next obstacle). Don't hold the arrow keys down; just press them once to lean to the left or right. You can also press control-pad 5 to stay put. When you get to the end, you'll be captured by Amazons.
For Your Amusement:
After picking the hemp, smoke pot.
The Wacky, Illogical Ending
In the cage with Larry, use the magic marker to draw yourself an escape route. After you fall into the Police Quest set, exit at the top right. Continue east onto the Space Quest set. Float over to the anti-gravity machine and stop. Wait until Patti is upside-down and then pull the plug. Go east one last time onto the King's Quest 4 set and watch the ending movie. (By the way, the game ends this way because Al Lowe thought at the time that there would be no more Leisure Suit Larry games, and therefore wanted to write a nice, neat end to the "trilogy".)
For Your Amusement:
Look at all the stuff in the Sierra prop room: the flats, the taxi, the gravestone,
the cauldron, the clothes, the sign, the salesmen, and the numerals.