To bypass the copy protection, you can type in 0724 for any girl. However, you don't see the opening cartoon this way. If you want to see it, you'll need to refer to the pictures:
Los Angeles, Po'
Go into the garage. Look. Get the dollar bill. Go three screens north and two east. Look through the knothole in the fence. Proceed one more screen east and into the Quikie Mart. Look at the girl behind the counter. Talk to her. Buy a lottery ticket. Select any six numbers you like. Go three screens west to KROD TV. Go inside. Look at the receptionist. Talk to her. Show her the lottery ticket. Take careful note of the six numbers she mentions. When she asks you what numbers are on your ticket, tell her the six numbers she just said. Sit on the bench in the green room. In a few moments you will be fetched by a man in a green outfit. Stand up and follow him through the left door. Play "The Dating Connection" (it doesn't matter what answers you give). When it's over, you'll have a cruise ticket. Sit down on the bench again. In a moment, you will be fetched a second time by a woman. Follow her through the door on the right. You don't need to do anything here; Larry will automatically spin the wheel and win a million dollars. When finished, leave KROD.
For Your Amusement:
Walk up behind the dumpster, right into the spot where it meets the wall.
Attempt to buy something else in the Quikie Mart (such as a Grotesque Gulp).
Look at the painting in the green room.
Los Angeles, Bling
Go one screen east and one south. Enter Molto Lira. (This is the only store in town that can break your million.) Go to the rack of swimsuits at the back and get one. Walk to the front of the counter and pay for it. Leave the store and go two screens east. Enter Swabs Drugs. Go to the left side of the left rack and get some sunscreen. Pay the clerk and leave. Go one screen north to the Quikie Mart. Walk up to the drink dispenser and get Gulp. Pay the clerk and leave. Go two screens south and two west. Carefully watch the center area of the screen, just behind the red row of bushes. When you see something moving there (from left to right), look at the jogger. Go one screen west and one south. Search the trash twice. Take the passport. Go east two screens and enter Hairy Reams. Sit in the barber's chair and you will get a haircut. Leave Hairy Reams and go two screens north and two west to Ye Olde Ethno-Musicology Shoppe. Enter the store. Talk to the clerk. Watch the scene. Go one screen south and one east. Show the purser your ticket. Walk up the gangway onto the Love Tub. Bon voyage!
For Your Amusement:
Leave a shop without paying for your item.
Look at the suits and painting at Molto Lira.
After visiting the music shop, go one screen east from where you regain control
of Larry, and wait.
The Love Tub
Larry is visible at the bottom right of the cutaway view. Go east into your cabin. Get the fruit. Open the door on the right. When Mama is finished, return to your cabin and close the door. Leave your cabin and return. Open the door again. If Mama is not gone, repeat until she is. Go to the nightstand and open the drawer. Get the sewing kit. Close the drawer. Leave her room and close the door. Stand behind the closet at the top right of your room. Wear the swimsuit and apply the sunscreen. Leave your room. Follow the path up to the deck two decks above your cabin and go all the way east to the ship's swimming pool. Lie down on the empty lounge chair. Ignore the blonde henchette. When she is gone, stand up and walk into the pool. Swim. Move to the centre of the pool and dive. Go straight down, get the bikini top, and immediately return to the surface. Get out of the pool and reapply the sunscreen. Leave the pool and return to your cabin. Wear the leisure suit. Leave the cabin and go all the way west on the pool deck. Sit in the barber chair. When finished, you will be returned to the cutaway view. Walk to the centre of the deck and go up the stairs to the revolving lounge. Go to the left side of the bar. Get the spinach dip. Leave the lounge and go down the stairs. Go up the stairs that are on the west end of the deck, and into the bridge. Walk carefully to the console just behind the captain and throw the switch. Leave the bridge and go to the small deck that extends off the stairs to the lounge. Walk over to the opening in the rail and get in the lifeboat. You will automatically be lowered into the water. When your boat begins drifting away, use the sunscreen again, wear the wig, and throw away the spinach dip. You will now drift at sea for ten days, and finally be washed ashore.
For Your Amusement:
Get close with Barbara Bimbo's mother.
Look in Mama's closet.
Sunbathe without first applying sunscreen.
Drown in the pool.
Sit in the empty seat in the bar and order a drink.
Resort Island
Walk south. Note the palm tree in the centre of the screen. You need to get the flower at the base of it, but the computer is controlling Larry during this sequence. (After this first time, you can speed it up by saying walk around once you enter the maze.) Larry will look around, walk off the screen to the left, and then re-enter from the right, walking left. At this point he walks right up to the palm tree, so get the flower. Then just ride it out. You will end up in a restaurant. Talk to the maitre d'. Sit in the chair. Wait while everyone and their trophy girlfriends are seated before you. When it's your turn, don't sit down. Go over to the buffet and get the cheese knife. Eat some of the cheese, if you like. Leave the restaurant. After a second trip through the maze, you will be in a guest room. Walk over to the nightstand and get the matches, and then go into the bathroom and get the soap from the bowl to the right of the sink. Ignore the maid and leave the room. After a third trip through the maze, you end up in a barber shop. Sit in the chair. Why, what lovely hair you have, my dear! Leave and go through the maze again. Go one screen west and get the bikini bottom. Go through the maze again. You will wind up in the restaurant, but there's nothing to do this time, so leave.. Back in the guest room, go to the top right of the screen. Wear the bikini. Put the soap in the bikini top. Leave. You will arrive in the barber shop again. Sit in the chair. When finished, leave and go through the maze again. Now walk east from the beach, and the KGB will leave Larry alone. You can even examine one of the KGB men, if you like. Continue east. These cliffs look dangerous, but don't worry about falling; you can't die. When you go around the last bend in the path and are told that Larry pauses, wear your leisure suit. (Do this quickly - you have only a moment to start typing the command, and if you don't, you will lose the game.)
For Your Amusement:
Look at the shark fin in the maze.
Sit down at your table in the restaurant.
Try something naughty with the maid.
Look at yourself in the mirror after changing into the bikini.
The Airport and Airplane
Walk up to the KGBishnas at the front door, but don't get too close. Give them the flower. Go into the airport. Ignore the check-in line for now. Go one screen west and into the barber shop. Look at the barber. Sit in the chair. When finished, leave. Go east two screens. Walk up to the man and show him your passport. Go east through the gate and through the baggage area to the snack bar. Buy insurance from the vending machine on the left. Look at the sign on the counter. Order the special. Search the food and take the bobby pin. Return west to the baggage area. Stand next to the conveyor belt and watch the X-ray screen. The tenth bag has a bomb which is visible in the X-ray. Take the suitcase. After the smoke dissipates, you will be in the ticket lobby, which is finally empty. Go to the clerk and buy a ticket. Return to the customs inspector and show your passport again. Go east and step onto the moving walkway. Take a pamphlet from the left side of the counter. Show your ticket to the gate agent. Walk through the door and down the jetway. After the man in the next seat recognizes you, take the airsick bag. Give the pamphlet to the man. Stand up and go to the back of the plane. Walk out of the cloud of smoke and look at the doors. You will learn that there are three doors. Stand just behind the wing of the plane and all the way down, so Larry is almost concealed. Pick the lock with the bobby pin. Move the handle. Wear the parachute. Open the door. As soon as Larry starts falling, open the parachute.
For Your Amusement:
Eat the "Blue Pate Special".
Watch the X-ray screen carefully.
Grab each of the bags on the conveyor belt.
Nontoonyt Island
Cut the parachute harness with the cheese knife. Walk a little to the right, then take the stick. Walk down until you walk into the rocks, then walk left a couple of steps. Look at the bush. Crawl under the bush. Walk south one screen. Carefully examine the tree. Do you see the snake? When you walk under the tree, the snake will attack. Quickly put the stick in its mouth, then continue to the east. Follow the light brown path off to the east. Walk down to the river bank. Save the game and slow the game speed down somewhat. Swing on vine. As Larry gets moving, swing on vine again. The timing can be tricky. Repeat until you are across. Get one of the vines. Walk north. Go get a sammich to tide you over through the long cut-scene that follows.
For Your Amusement:
Walk into the river.
Defeating Dr. Nonookee
Go south and east. Take some ashes from the campfire. Go south. Get some sand from the beach. Return to the chasm. Stand under the left tip of the branch. Throw the vine over the tree limb. Once on the other side, you will continue north. Go north one more screen. Throw either the ashes or the sand on the ice. In the next screen, go off to the northwest. Carefully walk up to the crack in the volcano top. Put the airsick bag in the bottle of rejuvenator. The game is very picky about where you can stand to do this - just keep trying. When you've done so, light the bag. (Depending on game version, you may encounter a bug whereby you must type in complete sentences for these last two commands, including definite articles that the parser normally does not require.) Drop the bottle in the crevice. Kaboom! Walk into the elevator, and watch the ending scene.
For Your Amusement:
Look at the plant with the purple base in the screen after the chasm.
Look at the clouds in the screen after the refrigeration coils.
For Your Amusement at various times:
Masturbate.
Look at the mirror in a barber shop.